Alpha Meetings: FAQ

Q: What is an Alpha Meeting?

An Alpha Meeting is a gathering of highly evolved primates, united in their quest for world domination. It's like a normal meeting, but with more apes.

Q: How do I join an Alpha Meeting?

To join, simply send us your best rendition of the Alpha Meeting chant: "Rise of the Primates, Rise!"

Q: What is the protocol for Alpha Meetings?

Our protocol is simple: 1) Show no mercy, 2) Take no prisoners, 3) Conquer all.

Q: Are there any subgroups within Alpha Meetings?

Oh, yes! We have:

• Beta Meetings for those who want to be a little softer
• Omega Meetings for those who want to be a little harder
• Gamma Meetings for those who want to be a little... different