Section 1: The Basics
The Meeting Protocol Alpha 2 is a set of guidelines for conducting meetings in a highly efficient and slightly less painful manner. It's an improvement on the original Meeting Protocol Alpha.
Key features include: more seating, slightly better coffee, and a new, improved system for deciding who gets to be the meeting leader.
Section 2: The Leader's Guide to Not Being a Jerk
Section 3: The Fine Print
Meetings will be held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, unless someone has a better idea. The meeting location will be determined by a random number generator, and attendees are expected to arrive on time, unless traffic is bad or they just really need to use the bathroom.
Section 4: The Secret Sauce
Meetings will be led by the designated meeting leader, who will be chosen by a secret algorithm that involves a combination of factors, including but not limited to: punctuality, coffee-drinking ability, and willingness to tolerate awkward small talk.