Agenda

10:00 AM - Welcome and Confusion

• Discuss the purpose of this meeting. Is it for quality control, or just an excuse to eat donuts?
• Review the agenda. Is it actually an agenda, or just a series of vague promises?
• Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.

10:15 AM - Quality Control

• Examine the widgets. Are they widget-tastic, or just widget- mediocre?
• Debate the merits of widget A vs widget B. Which one is more widget-ful?
• Vote on whether to keep or discard the widgets. Spoiler alert: we'll probably just keep them.