Standardized Suffering: Attendance

Meeting Time	Location	Suffering Level
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM, Monday, Wednesday, Friday	Main Conference Room, 3rd Floor, East Wing, Building 7	Level 5 (Severe)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM, Monday, Wednesday, Friday	Main Conference Room, 3rd Floor, East Wing, Building 7	Level 7 (Extremely Severe)
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM, Monday, Wednesday, Friday	Main Conference Room, 3rd Floor, East Wing, Building 7	Level 10 ( Cataclysmic)

Side Effects

• Increased risk of existential dread and despair
• Heightened sense of hopelessness and desperation
• Uncontrollable urges to question one's life choices
• Rapidly declining mental health
• Unexplained hair loss due to excessive stress
• Spontaneous combustion risk increased by 300%
• May cause spontaneous outbursts of rage and/or tears
• May lead to temporary or permanent brain damage
• May not be suitable for individuals with pre-existing mental health conditions
• May cause increased sensitivity to sarcasm and passive-aggressive comments from superiors

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