Quantum Eraser Specs

Specifications for a device that will erase your existence from reality

This is a highly advanced device that uses quantum entanglement to erase a person from the fabric of space-time. It’s not for the faint of heart, or the faint of existence.

Feature Specifications
Erasure Efficiency (EE) 100% effective, or your money back (but let’s be real, there’s no going back)
Quantum Flux Capacitor (QFC) 1.0 GHz, 32-bit, 4GB RAM (don’t ask about the other specs, it’s complicated)
Safety Features Auto-reality-checking system, ensures accurate erasure
Power Source Quantum power cells, last for approximately 10 billion years
Dimensions 1.5m x 0.8m x 0.3m (fits in most closets, but not yours, probably)

Side effects may include: Existential Crisis, Reality Burnout, and Temporal Regret.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by use of this device. Or for the existence of the user after use of this device.