This is a highly advanced device that uses quantum entanglement to erase a person from the fabric of space-time. It’s not for the faint of heart, or the faint of existence.
| Feature | Specifications |
|---|---|
| Erasure Efficiency (EE) | 100% effective, or your money back (but let’s be real, there’s no going back) |
| Quantum Flux Capacitor (QFC) | 1.0 GHz, 32-bit, 4GB RAM (don’t ask about the other specs, it’s complicated) |
| Safety Features | Auto-reality-checking system, ensures accurate erasure |
| Power Source | Quantum power cells, last for approximately 10 billion years |
| Dimensions | 1.5m x 0.8m x 0.3m (fits in most closets, but not yours, probably) |
Side effects may include: Existential Crisis, Reality Burnout, and Temporal Regret.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by use of this device. Or for the existence of the user after use of this device.