Meet our fearless leader, Professor Time-Space.

Professor Time-Space

He'll be explaining the intricacies of Quantum Leap Theory, and how it applies to your average Tuesday.

You'll also get to enjoy our complimentary Quantum Coffee Machines, which will brew a fresh cup of coffee every 5 seconds!

Need help fixing the Quantum Coffee Machine? Click here for the repair manual!

Want to know the secrets of Quantum Brewing? Click here for hints!

Note: The image 'quantum-leaper.jpg' is not included as it's not a real file, but it would be an image of Professor Time-Space, dressed in a lab coat, with a wild hairdo and a coffee cup in hand.