Meetings: A Quarter-Life Identity Crisis

It's been 10 years since the last time I had a job that didn't involve meetings. I'm not sure what's worse, the meetings themselves or the PowerPoint presentations we use to "facilitate discussion."

I've tried meditation, yoga, and even a few rounds of 'adult coloring,' but nothing seems to calm the existential dread that washes over me each time the conference room door slams shut.

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Meditation Room

A place to sit and quietly contemplate the meaninglessness of it all. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not make eye contact with your neighbor.

You are now in the Meditation Room

Remember, the only thing that separates you from the abyss is the conference room table.

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