Minutes of the Last Minute
Meeting Summary:
- Discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
- Decided to eat more pizza.
- Set a new world record for most meetings held in a single toilet stall.
Action Items:
- Implement new policy: "All meetings will now start with a group hug."
- Assign a team member to research the art of napping.
- Order 10 more whiteboards for the conference room.
Special Note: We are now officially a cult.