Quarterly Briefings | IT Department | Stapler Problems

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 interns.

Objective: Discuss stapler jams, paperclip shortages, and the meaning of life.

Agenda:

• Stapler maintenance schedule
• Paperclip procurement plan
• Tech support for stapler users
• Free time for Bob to play with his stapler collection

Notes

Bob: "I've stapled 5 reports this week."

Jane: "I've stapled 7 reports this week, but my stapler is jammed."

Joe: "I don't care about your stapler problems."

Stapler Replacement Plan

Stapler Users Support Group

Bobs' Stapler Collection

Anon Stapler Complaints

See also: Quarterly Briefing Archive