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Agenda for this quarter's meeting:
- Discuss the meaning of life
- Eat all the donuts
- Make fun of John in Accounting
- Decide on a new team name
Date: Never
Time: Whenever we get around to it
Location: The conference room, where the walls are always listening
Attendees:
- John from Accounting, begrudgingly
- Jane from HR, with a stern expression
- The CEO, with a briefcase full of cash
- Everyone else, just here for the free food
Decisions Made:
- We will eat all the donuts
- John in Accounting will be forced to wear a funny hat
- The team name will be changed to "The Incompetents"
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