Welcome, team!
Today, we'll be planning our quarter in excruciating detail. Because, let's be real, that's what Mondays are for.
- Review last quarter's numbers. Because, you know, someone has to be held accountable.
- Set new goals. Because, you know, we're all winners now.
- Determine which team member will be the new "point person" for the "cool kids" table.
- Decide which color to paint the break room.
And, of course, we'll have a 3-hour break for 'team-building' activities. Because, let's be real, that's what everyone really needs.
Break Room Paint Colors