CEO's Favorite Shoes Glued to Chair: The Unfortunate Reality of Quarterly Soup Stand Meetings

It's that time of the year again: quarterly soup stand meetings. A time for the CEO to pontificate, for the employees to nod off, and for the shoes to become firmly attached to the chair.

Why do the shoes get stuck, you ask? Well, it's a long story involving a can of spray adhesive, a can of soup, and a desperate attempt to escape the soul-sucking drudgery of another meeting.

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