Quarterly Soup Standards

Soup Quality Control

Crème Brûlée Criteria:

Must not be too runny.
Must contain exactly 17 eggs.
Must be served in a 3D-printed bowl.

Tomato Soup Scandals:

Accused of using 90% water.
Alleged to have been served at 50% off.
Fined for using a can opener as a spoon.

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