Our team is here to show you the art of doing absolutely nothing. Join us for an exciting journey into the depths of procrastination.
We will take a 15-minute break to grab some snacks from the vending machine. Don't worry, it's not like we're actually working or anything.
John: *muttering something about 'I just saved the world 10 times in this game, but I still have no idea what's going on.'
Jane: * typing away on a 50-page document, completely unaware of the deadline *wink*
Tony: *munching away on Cheetos, occasionally glancing at the clock*
We hope you enjoyed our presentation on the art of procrastination. Remember, it's all about finding the right balance between work and play. Or, you know, just play.