QUARTERLY SOUP STAND - TUNA INCIDENT
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our soup stand has been overrun with a school of Tuna.
As a result, our soup sales have been...fishing for customers.
- Our soup recipes have been compromised by an influx of tuna-flavored ingredients.
- Our staff has been retrained on Tuna Handling and Customer Tuna-agement.
- We are currently offering a 10% discount on all non-tuna soups.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!