QUARTERLY SOUP STAND - TUNA INCIDENT

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our soup stand has been overrun with a school of Tuna.

As a result, our soup sales have been...fishing for customers.

• Our soup recipes have been compromised by an influx of tuna-flavored ingredients.
• Our staff has been retrained on Tuna Handling and Customer Tuna-agement.
• We are currently offering a 10% discount on all non-tuna soups.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!

Tuna Crisis Management | Tuna Trials