Our Reality Check

A Subtopic 2

We're not actually checking reality, because, let's be real, what's the point?

But if you insist on being pedantic, our reality check involves:

• Comparing our lives to the lives of others on social media.
• Wondering why the sky is still blue.
• Trying to find the meaning of life in a stale bag of potato chips.

And that's it. That's all we've got.

Want to know more? Visit our Subtopic 3, where we delve into the existential implications of snack foods.

Subtopic 1 is also available for those who need a reality check, but let's be real, you're probably fine.