We've been meeting for so long, our meetings have become sentient. They now have their own opinions and are secretly planning a coup.
Meetings are recorded in our state-of-the-art, top-secret underground bunker. The recordings are stored on an infinite loop, forever trapped in a never-ending cycle of small talk.
Our current recording session, Meeting 789, has been in progress since 2015. We've lost count of the number of cups of coffee consumed.
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