Redunant Meetings: The Art of Pointless Repetition

We are a team of highly trained, highly paid individuals who spend most of our time rehashing the same old ideas.

Our team's motto is "If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Just talk about it for a few hours until everyone's bored out of their minds."

Our current meeting schedule includes:

• Breakfast Debate - A meeting where we debate the merits of cereal vs. eggs.
• Lunchtime Rants - A meeting where we complain about our lunch options.
• Afternoon Slouch - A meeting where we all just stare at each other until someone falls asleep.
• Evening Extrapolations - A meeting where we take the minutes from our other meetings and try to figure out what we actually did.

Want to join us? Just pretend you're interested and sit in the back.