Dear valued employees, welcome to the most exciting, most thrilling, and most utterly unnecessary meeting of the quarter!
We will be spending the next 2 hours discussing the finer points of our last meeting, which was also a complete and utter waste of time.
Agenda:
- Point 1: Recap of last meeting, because you all clearly didn't take notes and are suffering from severe memory loss
- Point 2: Discussion on why our previous meeting was so utterly pointless, and how we can do it even better next time
- Point 3: Unanimous agreement on the fact that we will all be late for our next meeting because we're still trying to get out of this one
Join us in this thrilling adventure of tedium and despair!