The Redundant Corporation: Where Meetings Go to Die

This meeting has been rescheduled for the 12th time. Again.

• Agenda: Discuss the same thing we were going to discuss last week, but this time with more slides.
• Agenda Item 2: Discuss the same thing we're going to discuss next week, but this time without slides.
• Adjournment Procedures: Because we're not actually going anywhere.
• Minutes of Nothing: Where every meeting ends up.
• Adjournment Requests: Because we just can't get out of here.

Don't forget to bring a sandwich.