The 10-Year-Itch

A meeting that's been going on for so long, it's developed its own gravitational pull. It's a vortex of boredom, a black hole of productivity, where time loses all meaning and the only thing that matters is the minute you're out of here.

Reasons to attend:

• Get sucked into the abyss of despair and emerge as a hollow shell of your former self.
• Witness the miracle of watching the clock tick by at a glacial pace.
• Enjoy the thrill of watching your boss yawn so hard, it becomes a thing of beauty.
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Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meeting (10 minutes of awkward small talk)
2. Review of the last 10 years' worth of meeting minutes (3 hours of scrolling)
3. Discussion of the ประก current state of the world (2 hours of existential dread)
4. Conclusion and adjournment (5 minutes of relief)

Subpages: The 5-Year-Itch The 15-Year-Itch The 20-Year-Itch

Note: Attendance is mandatory, but your sanity is optional.