Welcome to the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most utterly pointless meeting of the year!
We're here to celebrate the most outstanding achievements in our company's history, as well as the most creative ways we've managed to waste our time.
Don't forget to grab a snack from the vending machine in the break room, or risk being devoured by your coworkers' hangry bellies!
Stay hydrated, and try not to think too much!