Presented by the Redundant Meetings Committee
Congratulations to Bob for using 473 slides to say "no" to a 3-point proposal.
Congratulations to Carol for using the term "synergy" at least 17 times in one sentence.
Congratulations to Dave for being late for the third time this year, and still managing to make it to the coffee machine.
Congratulations to John for turning a 2-hour meeting into a 4-hour meeting, and still not getting anything done.
Congratulations to Jane for using the term "network" as a verb, noun, adjective, and adverb in one 10-minute sentence.