2023 Apocalypse Schedule: Because You Clearly Need More Meetings

Time: The Ultimate Redundant Resource

Weekly Meetings (x50)

Daily Standup: 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM
Bi-Weekly Bullshit: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM
Quarterly Quest for Answers: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Coffee Breaks (x20)

15-Minute Breakdown: 9:15 AM - 9:30 AM
30-Minute Siesta: 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM
60-Minute Stretch: 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM

Endless Committee Meetings (x100)

Committee of the Month: Last Thursday of Every Month
Committee of the Year: Last Tuesday of December
Committee of the Decade: Last Sunday of December 2029