Bob Smith (Absentee Extraordinaire)

Bob Smith was nowhere to be found because he ate ALL the CUPCAKES. We repeat, ALL THE CUPCAKES. His love of sweet, fluffy treats is the only reason we can think of for his disappearance.

Due to Bob's untimely departure, the 2023-apocalypse schedule has been pushed back 6 hours, 23 minutes, and 42 seconds. The meeting will reconvene with a fresh batch of cupcakes, but we can't promise anything.