Welcome to the most exciting meeting of the year!
Today, we're going to discuss the same old ideas we've been talking about since 2015. Because, why not?
Our goal is to create more reports, more spreadsheets, and more PowerPoint presentations. Because, you know, more is better.
We'll spend 3 hours debating the merits of our current system, only to conclude that it's still the best we have. Because, progress is overrated.
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug to fill with lukewarm coffee and your A4 notebook for taking notes that will never be read.
We'll take a 15-minute break to scroll through our social media feeds and wonder why we're not on the beach.
And, as always, the meeting will end exactly on time, with no resolution, just a collective sense of dread.