We're gathered here today to discuss the importance of having a meeting to talk about meeting times.

Why 1: Because we need to make sure we're all on the same page (literally).

Why 2: To ensure our meetings are running like a well-oiled machine (or, you know, a moderately-lubricated one).

Why 3: For the sake of accountability, because someone has to know who's responsible for the meeting's inefficiencies.

Why 4: Because it's not like we have anything better to do with our time.

Next meeting: Why 5: Because We Forgot Why 5