MEETING: THE 4-YEAR PLAN TO DO NOTHING

Objective: To create a comprehensive 4-year plan to achieve nothing.

Agenda:

• Year 1: Discuss the concept of a 4-year plan.
• Year 2: Debate the merits of doing nothing.
• Year 3: Create a PowerPoint presentation to explain why we're not getting anything done.
• Year 4: Take a 2-hour break for coffee and donuts.

Attendees:

• John Doe (CEO)
• Jane Doe (HR)
• Bob Smith (IT)
• Everyone else.

Next Meeting:

Minutes from the 4-Year Plan Meeting