Redundant Meetings: 5 Year Itch

Welcome to the 5 Year Itch, where the meetings never end, but the snacks do.

Today's agenda: More PowerPoint, less progress.

Presentations:

• 1. The Pain
• 3. The Presentations

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion of motivation
• Temporary loss of vision (caused by staring too long at the clock)

Continue to 4. The Adjacent Meeting

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Take a chance on 6. The Similar Meeting

Disclaimer:

The views expressed in this meeting are not those of the management, but rather those of the people trapped in this conference room.

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