Reduntant Meetings Inc.

10:00 AM - Arrival and existential dread
10:05 AM - Round the clock discussion of the obvious
11:30 AM - Lunch, because we can't focus on the agenda
12:30 PM - Powerpoint presentation of the "Action Items" we should've done last quarter
2:00 PM - "Synergy" and "disruption" buzzwords
3:30 PM - More Powerpoint, because it's fun!
4:30 PM - The "Wrap-up" and inevitable realization that we're all stuck here for another year

Also, don't forget to attend the "Optional" team-building exercise, "Escape the Cube"!

The 5 Year Itch Agenda