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The 5 Year Itch Agenda
- 10:00 AM - Arrival and existential dread
- 10:05 AM - Round the clock discussion of the obvious
- 11:30 AM - Lunch, because we can't focus on the agenda
- 12:30 PM - Powerpoint presentation of the "Action Items" we should've done last quarter
- 2:00 PM - "Synergy" and "disruption" buzzwords
- 3:30 PM - More Powerpoint, because it's fun!
- 4:30 PM - The "Wrap-up" and inevitable realization that we're all stuck here for another year
Also, don't forget to attend the "Optional" team-building exercise, "Escape the Cube"!
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