Agenda Item 1: The Never-Ending Discussion on the Color Scheme

Agenda Item 2: The Mandatory 3-Hour Lunch Break for "Self-Care"

Proceed to Item 3: The Unachievable Goals

Or, for the sake of completeness, Item 4: The Endless Review of the Previous 10 Sessions

And, because we're running low on time, Item 5: The 3-Page Memo on Who's Responsible