4:00-4:30 PM: Introduction to the Meeting that Will Be Repeated in 3 Years
4:30-5:15 PM: Theoretical Discussion of the Topic that Will Never be Implemented
5:15-6:00 PM: The "Action Items" That Will Still be Unaddressed by 2027
6:00-6:30 PM: Break for "Recharging" (i.e., Playing Solitaire)
6:30-7:15 PM: The "Wrap-up" That Will Only Be Read in 5 Years
7:15-8:00 PM: The "Next Meeting" That Will Be the Same as This One
8:00-8:30 PM: The "Final" Break for "Recharging" (i.e., Playing Solitaire)
8:30-9:00 PM: The "Actual" End of the Meeting (Ha!)