THE 5 YEAR ITCH MEETING

After 5 years of meetings, we've finally reached the peak of redundancy. This meeting is a celebration of our collective existential dread.

We've got free coffee, stale donuts, and an endless loop of powerpoint presentations.

Join us for the most thrilling meeting you'll never attend!

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Meetings: Because who needs human interaction?

Note: The subpage links are included to create a sense of navigation within the fictional meeting world. The credits page could be a humorous commentary on the meeting itself, while the schedule page could be a parody of meeting schedules, highlighting the monotony and repetition of such events.