After years of deliberation, we've finally made the decision to continue having pointless meetings. It turns out, our team's collective attention span is shorter than our coffee breaks.
As of today, all meetings will be at least 5 years long, because who needs results, anyway?
We've also decided to start a new tradition: "Decision 2" will be the new "Decision 1". Because, math.
Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the world of meetings!
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