Everyone is late, except for Bob, who's never on time. Ever.
They start by introducing themselves, which takes 5 minutes, because they're trying to make small talk with everyone.
Someone tries to read the agenda, but it's all jumbled and illegible. Someone else tries to explain what they think it says.
Someone brings up a minor point, and everyone else pretends to care for 10 minutes.
Someone starts whispering to someone else, and the room falls into an awkward silence.
The meeting devolves into a heated argument about who ate the last donut in the break room.
Someone brings up a slightly less minor point, and everyone else pretends to care for 15 minutes.
The chairperson tries to call the meeting to order, but everyone's phones autocorrect to "Do Not Disturb" mode.
Everyone agrees to meet again next week to discuss the same thing, because that always works.
And that's how meetings so bad, they're good are made.
See how it all went wrong next week.