Meeting Topic: The Unrelenting Desperation for Human Connection
Meeting Objective: To find a cure for the 5-Year Itch, a condition affecting all sentient beings
Attended By: John, Jane, Bob, and a mysterious, silent figure in the corner
Agenda:
- Introduction to the 5-Year Itch
- Roundtable Discussion: "What's wrong with us?"
- Break for existential crisis
- Conclusion: "There's no hope, let's just eat more ice cream"
Key Points:
- John: "I just can't stop thinking about it."
- Jane: "I know, me neither."
- Bob: "It's just a phase, it'll pass."
- Mysterious Figure: *silence*
Decisions:
- It's not just a phase.
- We should really just eat more ice cream.