Minutes from the 3rd Rehash Meeting of the Redundant Meetings Committee
Meeting Date: prophets' favorite day of the year
Meeting Time: 3 hours and 14 minutes of agony
Attendees: 12 people, 3 of whom actually did something productive
Agenda:
- Rehashing the same ideas from the last 2 meetings because we forgot what we were doing
- Discussing why we can't actually do that thing we were supposed to be doing 5 years ago
- Debating whether or not to take a 3 hour lunch because we're all secretly starving
Notes:
- We can't do X because we're not allowed
- We can't do Y because we don't have the budget
- We can do Z but only if we pretend it's not actually Z
Action Items:
- Send out a mass email to everyone explaining that we're not actually going anywhere
- Make a calendar reminder to remind ourselves of our own meeting
- Order more donuts. We're going to need them.