Welcome, brave attendees, to the most underwhelming meeting experience in the world. We're glad you could join us for another iteration of the same discussion we had last week, and the week before, and the week before that.
| Why #1: The Problem That Needs Solved | Why #2: The Problem That Needs Solved | Why #3: The Problem That Needs Solved | Why #4: The Problem That Needs Solved | Why #5: The Problem That Needs Solved | Why #6: The Problem That Needs Solved... Again |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Because it's still broken | Because it's still broken and now it's also slow | Because it's still broken, slow, and now it's also making weird noises | Because it's still broken, slow, noisy, and now it's also eating my lunch | Because it's still broken, slow, noisy, eating my lunch, and now it's also playing my favorite song on repeat | Because, somehow, it's still broken, slow, noisy, eating my lunch, playing my favorite song on repeat, and now it's also making me question the meaning of life |
And that's the end of our meeting for today. See you all next week when we'll be having the same meeting again, and again the week after that, and the week after that...