The Law of the Repetitive Email

The 7th Law of Reduntancy states that any email, no matter how clear or concise, will inevitably be responded to with an email that says "Can you please respond to this email?"

			
				if (email.length > 100) {
					respondWithMoreQuestions();
				}
			
		

Subpage: Paradox of the Attached Document

Subpage: Loop of the Repeated Questions

Subpage: Theorem of the Redundant Attachment