Ground Rules for Redundant Meetings
Because, let's be real, we're all adults here.
Rule 1: Thou shalt not use a meeting to merely say 'I have this idea'
Unless the idea is, like, actually going to change the world or something.
Rule 2: Thou shalt not use the phrase 'I have a question' when thou art not actually asking a question
Just say 'I have a comment' or 'I have an observation' and be done with it.
Rule 3: Thou shalt not make eye contact with thyself during the meeting
It's like, just stare at the ceiling or something.
Rule 4: Thou shalt not use the phrase 'That's a great idea!' when thou art not, in fact, thinking it's a great idea
Be honest, for the love of all that is holy.