Arrival Rules

Welcome, meeting attendees! Please note that our arrival rules are subject to change, but probably not.

• 1. Please arrive on time. We have a strict 10-minute window for tardiness.
• 2. Wear your best "I'm a professional" face_goals.
• 3. Turn off your phone. We have a strict no-vibrations policy.
• 4. Do not eat the copier paper. It's not for snacking.
• 5. If you see a stapler, do not staple your fingers. It's not a stapler-finger hybrid.

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