MEETING GROUND RULES

Because who needs actual productivity, right?

Rule 1: All meetings will be held on Tuesdays.

This is not a drill, folks. Tuesdays are for meetings, and Tuesdays are sacred.

Rule 2: All meetings will be held in the conference room.

The conference room is equipped with an endless supply of free coffee, stale air, and broken dreams.

Rule 3: All meetings will run for exactly 3 hours.

This is not a flexible schedule, folks. You will be there for exactly 3 hours, no more, no less. Unless, of course, you're the CEO. Then you can leave whenever you want.

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And remember, if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.