Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave
Agenda: Discuss the feasibility of using quantum entanglement to increase the efficiency of meetings.
Objective: Reduce meeting time by 37.5%
Decision: Implement the Quantum Quagmire Protocol.
Action Items:
- Establish a Quantum Physics Department.
- Develop a Time Machine.
- Hire a Temporal Consultant.
Notes:
- Bob: "This is a great idea, but we'll never get funding."
- Steve: "I'm not sure I understand, but let's do it."
- Dave: "I'll just pretend to take notes."