Meetings In Aisle 3

• Meeting 1: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

  Where: Aisle 3 Conference Room, 3rd Floor

  When: Never

  Why: Because we can.

  See Meeting 2 for more of the same.

• Meeting 2: The Meeting That Never Ends

  Where: Aisle 3 Conference Room, 3rd Floor

  When: Never

  Why: Because someone forgot to send an agenda.

  More of the same, but with a new name.

• Meeting 3: The Meeting That Will Change Everything

  Where: The Moon

  When: When someone remembers to send an email.

  Why: Because we're trying to escape the monotony of the office.

  The one that will actually make a difference.