Q: Can I use your time-traveling services to avoid meetings?
No, that would be counterproductive.
Learn more about our non-negotiable policiesQ: Will your time-traveling services affect my work-life balance?
Our time-traveling services are completely safe and won't affect your relationships, your health, or your sense of reality.
Find out more about our completely-not-at-all-unsustainable solutionsQ: Can I bring a toaster to our time-traveling meetings?
No, we have a no-toaster policy. We're not your mom.
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