Meetings. The bane of our existence. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and awkward small talk. But fear not, traveler, for we have the solution to all your time-sucking, sanity-losing woes.
Technique #1: Disappearance
- Simply vanish mid-meeting, citing "unforeseen circumstances".
- Leave a trail of cryptic clues, like a digital breadcrumb trail, leading to an abandoned coffee shop or a hidden alleyway.
- Repeat this process until your colleagues forget what you look like.
Side effects may include: Confusion, frustration, and the occasional "has anyone seen Bob?"
Technique #2: Time-Traveling
Utilize the space-time continuum to your advantage! Attend the meeting in the past, where it will have already been decided what to do, and then attend it in the future, where it will have already been forgotten.
Side effects may include: Temporal paradox, confusion, and spontaneous combustion.
Learn more about Technique #3, the art of meeting avoidance through quantum entanglement