MEETING DATE: Yesterday. MEETING TIME: Never.
MEMBERS PRESENT:
Chairperson: The One (deciding everything)
Item 1: The color of the walls in the conference room.
The One decreed that the walls shall be painted a shade of bright yellow.
Item 2: The flavor of the break room coffee.
The One decided that it shall be a blend of hazelnut and disappointment.
Item 3: The length of the meeting minutes.
The One declared that they shall be brief, but no shorter than the meeting itself.
Decisions were made.
Decisions Decided were made.