Abyssal Exercises: A Guide to the Inefficient Use of Time

Welcome, poor soul, to the bottomless pit of redundancy. Here, you'll find the most mind-numbing exercises in meeting attendance, designed to test the limits of your sanity and the patience of those around you.

• The Meeting Syndrome: A condition where one's meetings never seem to end, leaving you with nothing to show but a collection of empty chairs and stale coffee.
• Parabolic Decision Making: A process of deliberating for hours on trivial matters, ensuring that every option is exhausted, and every conclusion is a compromise.
• Abyssal Bureaucracy: The art of waiting in line for hours, only to be told that someone will get back to you "as soon as humanly possible."

Don't forget to bring your lunch. You'll need it.