The Meeting That Never Ends

Welcome to the most epic, most grueling, most soul-sucking meeting of all time.

Acceptable Behavior:

• Arrive 30 minutes early to bask in the fluorescent glow of fluorescent lighting.
• Contribute nothing of substance, just nod and make "uh-huh" noises.
• Take extensive, unnecessary breaks to refill your water bottle and reorganize your notes.
• Use the phrase "synergy" at least five times per meeting.

Acceptable Use:

Use of the phrase "synergy" has been deemed an acceptable use of company time. Please, for the love of all things productive, do not try to use it more than five times in a single meeting.

Remember: meetings are a sacred institution, a never-ending source of frustration and despair.

Hyperlinks to other meetings:

• Synergy Fest: The Unofficial Meeting
• Ambition Fest: The Meeting That Never Ends
• Bureaucratic Red Tape: The Meeting That Sticks It To You

And, of course, if you're not here, you're not really contributing.

See You Next Meeting!

And the Meeting After That!

And the Meeting After That Too!