Meetings are the answer to every problem, except when you're actually trying to get work done. But don't worry, you can always redo it in the next meeting, or the one after that, and the one after here for more info.
Our team has been using meetings to decide on the color of the office carpet for the past 6 months, and we're still not close to making a decision. But hey, at least the carpet is looking good!
More on Acceptable UseAccording to our team's expert analysis, the acceptable use of meetings is 4 hours per week, per person. Any more than that, and you're just wasting company resources. But don't worry, we'll just add more meetings to make up for it.
Our team's meeting philosophy is: "If at first it doesn't meet, it's not a meeting."
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